A Word from the Founder
When you've been around for 300 years, you learn a thing or two—like the fact that immortality without coffee is simply a curse.
Welcome to Nosferatu Coffee, where we believe if you have to live forever, you might as well enjoy it with a great cup of joe.
Cheers to eternal darkness, eternal life, and an eternally excellent coffee.
Nosferatu
Founder, Nosferatu Coffee.
Coffee to Die For
Our story isn't your typical "from the grave to the grind" — though, admittedly, it does start in a crypt. After centuries of lurking in the shadows, avoiding mirrors (not very flattering), and tolerating endless Dracula name-drops (for the record, he's the kind of guy who'd steal your coffee and claim it was blood), Nosferatu decided it was time for a change. A change that smelled like freshly roasted coffee beans.
Here at Nosferatu Coffee, we take our beans as seriously as our disdain for Dracula. That guy might have charmed his way through centuries, but ask him to differentiate between Arabica and Robusta, and he's as clueless as a bat in daylight.
Unlike him, we source our beans with the precision of a night stalker, ensuring every sip brings you the rich, dark embrace of the night without any of that existential dread.
Our blends are as bold and complex as Nosferatu's history. They're a reminder that those who wander the night in solitude have a sense of humour and an appreciation for the finer things in life—like the perfectly brewed cup that makes you feel alive, or at least as close to it as someone like Nosferatu can get.
So, whether you're a night owl, an early riser, or an immortal being just trying to get by, Nosferatu Coffee is here to make your eternal existence a bit more bearable.
Because if you have to endure forever, you might as well do it caffeinated.
Take it from someone who's been there, done that, and outlived everyone to tell the tale: life's too short (or in some cases, too long) for bad coffee. And Dracula? Let's just say he wishes he had our beans back in his day.
Like a stake to the heart - Nosferatu will will wake you up
The "We're Not Morning People Either" roast from Nosferatu isn't just coffee; it's a lifeline for the eternally sleep-deprived. Crafted for creatures of the night who curse the dawn and dread the first light, our brew is as dark and brooding as your existential crisis. With each sip, you'll taste the bitterness of lost dreams and the rich complexity of endless nights. So when the sun rises and you're left wondering how it's morning already, reach for our coffee—it won't make the day brighter, but it might just make it bearable
"Can't Be Morning Already" Sunrise Resistance Mug: Embrace the Darkness
Indulge in the rebellious spirit of Nosferatu with our "Can't Be Morning Already" Sunrise Resistance Mug. Crafted for those who dare to defy the dawn, this mug is your ultimate companion in the eternal struggle against the morning sun. With its sleek design and durable build, it's perfect for savoring your Nosferatu Coffee brew while proclaiming your allegiance to the night. So, whether you're a creature of the night or simply not a morning person, this mug is your steadfast ally against the tyranny of the sunrise.
One Foot in the Grave Half Regular / Half Decaf
It's two o'clock in the afternoon and you can't decide to go with full on rocket fuel or make the move the great pretender decaf? Nosferatu's "One Foot in the Grave" blend gives you the best of both worlds. Half " We're not Morning People Either" Blend and our decaf line "Why Bother" Blend to give you just the right amount of pick me up to get you through the rest of the day!
Why Bother Decaf from Nosferatu
Heart murmur? AFib ? we get it coward - you're not in a rush to join us and yet you still want a taste of the grave. That's why Nosferatu, who cares about his customers created the "Why Bother" Decaf Blend. You can still look cool drinking coffee with the same great taste but none of the danger that'll send you and your soft heart to the ER.
Summon the Boldness: Crypt Cold Brew
Unearth Refreshment with our "Crypt Cold Brew".
Dive into the depths of flavor with our chillingly smooth cold brew coffee, meticulously crafted for those seeking a bold and invigorating experience. Served conveniently in cans, each sip unleashes a cascade of rich, dark flavors, awakening your senses from the crypt of morning slumber. Embrace the chill and indulge in the clandestine allure of Crypt Cold Brew.
Crypt, coffin, or on the run from an angry mob
Sometimes you just don't have time to fire up the old coffee maker and wait for the brew - it's a grave situation. Not to fear Nosferatu has you covered- just pop a coffin pod into your favourite pod coffee maker and your one shot to the heart will have you ready for any boss, meeting or daycare center in a flash.
In the Media
In an upcoming VQ edition Nosferatu dominates the magazine! A new interview with the Founder and an excerpt from his new autobiography chronicling his Hollywood years
"Van Helsing ...VAN HELSING - why do you even want to get me started on that charlatan? Listen I'm going to tell you exactly how that played out since I was the only other one there and the other two aren't talking. One day this German doctor shows up. I know, I know, he says Austrian but that show biz hack is 100 percent German - don't you think it's a little convenient that he becomes "Austrian" right around 1946 - if he's "Austrian" then I'm the only "Norwegian" vampire but I digress - So VH shows up looking to drive a stake thru my heart but it's Saturday night, this guy never had any class, I'm getting ready to hit the town, I'm starving but I'm going to give this guy the time of night"
NOSFERATU VODKA COMING SOON
Nosferatu likes to play at night - afterall you can sleep when you're dead. Nosferatu is releasing Nosferatu Vodka coming SUMMER 2024
