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Nosferatu We're Not Morning People Either Blend 1lb (434g) Organic Fair Trade

Regular price $18.43
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Introducing Nosferatu's 'We're Not Morning People Either' Blend: the perfect antidote for those cursed with the affliction of mornings. This one-pound bag of salvation is not just organic and fair trade, it's your ticket to joining the ranks of the living...eventually. Crafted for the night owls who view sunrise as a personal insult, this darkly humorous brew promises to transform your dawn dread into a tolerable, if not slightly enjoyable, existence. Because let's face it, immortality is overrated, but your morning coffee shouldn't be. Wake up (eventually) to a cup of 'We're Not Morning People Either' and taste the dark side of morning—where being undead until your first sip is totally acceptable.